Saturday, May 29, 2010

Wii Easy Backup Wizard

the fair presentation of the socket

When I said I'd be among those invited to present my artistic creations at a book fair ZOCALO not imagine that would be the end of the penultimate day of activities ... and so fast to prepare my thoughts to PROVIDE a brief speech. Here is the text thought:





Hello hello ... cough cough does it work this microphone? Would I listen back there?



....



(sound of sheets of paper and swallowing sound of liquid-glu-glu-glu)



Cof cof. emmm



what is literature ...? What is poetry? What things make you a lover of the texts?



... Grateful to expose my ideas here, I have prepared some thoughts I've had in my encounter with literature ...



Cof cof





As was suspected, persons engaged creating texts I find repulsive, loose and rather cowardly ... a chubby rosy cheeks and Paco Ignacio Taibo II, who is seen as the leader of the detective novel and the historical novel, tells the story of great characters, all with eggs, bullies, heroes renegade whose guts are admiration and in this case narration mejillitas obesitos of roses, as just mentioned.



The deflated balloon Monsivais desdespera me no matter how old or "critical left" or "putazo" but inexpurgable ... osea shitter purge their texts with cultured Multifonía that rather dizzy, desperate and they lose the urge read, so in this show the book thank you invite me to play .. are the weasels!



rumpura sound of violent esparcimeitno ojas and objects of the podium table.





.. one two three four





EXTRACTED TEXT OF SCRIPT TO BE READ IN CONCERT ninth Socket book fair and was suspended for no reason to fuck your mother!


Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Beyonce Has Genital Herpes

Am I a misogynist male sexist?

fast cars I've been accused several times of such infamy, and good, is easy to assume if what you are saying a delightful woman whose charm curves round NALAG perky breasts and want to go with your proboscis ensalibada .... BUT if you say it as a man to begin to fuck, right? If a lady tells you .. and certainly not you ... arouse any appetite or craving for licking bah ... what a lot of her father beat her to her mother? Or what? A little humor in the ridiculous labor relations, or business school is good. Do not you?





continue:



I woke up and after just one hour and had breakfast and my kids splashing in the mini pool table and a roof covered with ... "is boring," said the eldest of my children ... "if it boring thing to reassure parents who have alberquitas" I figured something great adventure full of challenges and trampolines zip quiet ... I could never take my café como lo hacia en ese momento.



Unos minutos más y ya había doce personas en mi casa, unos estaban de pasada, otros vecinos y en particular mi casero, Don Fede, quien de su charla rescato la siguiente reflexión:



“Admiro a Lorena Ochoa por que dejo aun lado su carrera como golfista para dedicarse a la familia y formar un hogar, ella debe servir de ejemplo a muchas mujeres”



Bueno, le comentaba a Don Fede, Lorena Ochoa es joven aun pero como atleta ya no tanto, los atletas deben disminuir su carga de trabajo, con los años se deteriora su desempeño, si desea seguir ganado dinero , puede especular sentada en su office managing their millions ... is withdrawn at a good time and certainly has negotiated many ways to make money off the field ...



is an example to other women .. conituó Don Fede ...

which women

As Don Fede? "Ask-the continuity of the race Maribel Guardia (for example) with all its 50 years is something many we admire .. or I'm going to say, do you prefer a poster-size or Lorena Ochoa Maribel Guardia ...?



De Lorenzo said Ochoco ... cool, sober and whitish Don Fede ... 86 years.



already when he said goodbye I said from the street. ".. and Santos will win the "Football in the CU stadium and if I like Don Federico was right was the last game of the Pumas.



And yes, I was the clown party and drunk and lost my wallet shaker with money owed and my bank card, also misplaced some identifications, once again, and as is typical of the idiot, I lost my wallet one more ... the paperwork again .. rows again and again ... only wastes money and añádenle here to call my girlfriend blackmailed and ñoñadas metiras ...

- oh by the way ---
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That morning an empty bird the small intestine over my head ... then decreed a sudden influx of money, an act of blessing and an omen of good luck ...



tell me your Don Fede, "I had good luck? Why

counter and a venerable old joke with me all that happened?


or all of this happened to me that perhaps I am a misogynist male sexist?

contradict me? PERFECT








if I reach the age of Don Federico, and my prostate tends to grow as a Chinese melon ...

we'll see ... meanwhile ..

judge you


Lorena

Maribel