Saturday, May 29, 2010

Wii Easy Backup Wizard

the fair presentation of the socket

When I said I'd be among those invited to present my artistic creations at a book fair ZOCALO not imagine that would be the end of the penultimate day of activities ... and so fast to prepare my thoughts to PROVIDE a brief speech. Here is the text thought:





Hello hello ... cough cough does it work this microphone? Would I listen back there?



....



(sound of sheets of paper and swallowing sound of liquid-glu-glu-glu)



Cof cof. emmm



what is literature ...? What is poetry? What things make you a lover of the texts?



... Grateful to expose my ideas here, I have prepared some thoughts I've had in my encounter with literature ...



Cof cof





As was suspected, persons engaged creating texts I find repulsive, loose and rather cowardly ... a chubby rosy cheeks and Paco Ignacio Taibo II, who is seen as the leader of the detective novel and the historical novel, tells the story of great characters, all with eggs, bullies, heroes renegade whose guts are admiration and in this case narration mejillitas obesitos of roses, as just mentioned.



The deflated balloon Monsivais desdespera me no matter how old or "critical left" or "putazo" but inexpurgable ... osea shitter purge their texts with cultured Multifonía that rather dizzy, desperate and they lose the urge read, so in this show the book thank you invite me to play .. are the weasels!



rumpura sound of violent esparcimeitno ojas and objects of the podium table.





.. one two three four





EXTRACTED TEXT OF SCRIPT TO BE READ IN CONCERT ninth Socket book fair and was suspended for no reason to fuck your mother!


Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Beyonce Has Genital Herpes

Am I a misogynist male sexist?

fast cars I've been accused several times of such infamy, and good, is easy to assume if what you are saying a delightful woman whose charm curves round NALAG perky breasts and want to go with your proboscis ensalibada .... BUT if you say it as a man to begin to fuck, right? If a lady tells you .. and certainly not you ... arouse any appetite or craving for licking bah ... what a lot of her father beat her to her mother? Or what? A little humor in the ridiculous labor relations, or business school is good. Do not you?





continue:



I woke up and after just one hour and had breakfast and my kids splashing in the mini pool table and a roof covered with ... "is boring," said the eldest of my children ... "if it boring thing to reassure parents who have alberquitas" I figured something great adventure full of challenges and trampolines zip quiet ... I could never take my café como lo hacia en ese momento.



Unos minutos más y ya había doce personas en mi casa, unos estaban de pasada, otros vecinos y en particular mi casero, Don Fede, quien de su charla rescato la siguiente reflexión:



“Admiro a Lorena Ochoa por que dejo aun lado su carrera como golfista para dedicarse a la familia y formar un hogar, ella debe servir de ejemplo a muchas mujeres”



Bueno, le comentaba a Don Fede, Lorena Ochoa es joven aun pero como atleta ya no tanto, los atletas deben disminuir su carga de trabajo, con los años se deteriora su desempeño, si desea seguir ganado dinero , puede especular sentada en su office managing their millions ... is withdrawn at a good time and certainly has negotiated many ways to make money off the field ...



is an example to other women .. conituó Don Fede ...

which women

As Don Fede? "Ask-the continuity of the race Maribel Guardia (for example) with all its 50 years is something many we admire .. or I'm going to say, do you prefer a poster-size or Lorena Ochoa Maribel Guardia ...?



De Lorenzo said Ochoco ... cool, sober and whitish Don Fede ... 86 years.



already when he said goodbye I said from the street. ".. and Santos will win the "Football in the CU stadium and if I like Don Federico was right was the last game of the Pumas.



And yes, I was the clown party and drunk and lost my wallet shaker with money owed and my bank card, also misplaced some identifications, once again, and as is typical of the idiot, I lost my wallet one more ... the paperwork again .. rows again and again ... only wastes money and añádenle here to call my girlfriend blackmailed and ñoñadas metiras ...

- oh by the way ---
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That morning an empty bird the small intestine over my head ... then decreed a sudden influx of money, an act of blessing and an omen of good luck ...



tell me your Don Fede, "I had good luck? Why

counter and a venerable old joke with me all that happened?


or all of this happened to me that perhaps I am a misogynist male sexist?

contradict me? PERFECT








if I reach the age of Don Federico, and my prostate tends to grow as a Chinese melon ...

we'll see ... meanwhile ..

judge you


Lorena

Maribel



Friday, April 23, 2010

Ca State Real Estate Exam

Limitations of civil order and the democacia

The citizen participation I have lived all their magical splendor, I have gone through all the possible initiation rites, I agreed with what institution and public order have been in front, I mean: I got married, I reproduced, I made a college graduate I insert in three years even, but I bought 5 cars in my life at different times, I started a room, an office, an office, have been unionized, have been employed and have received federal government square of the wages of a physician, I was president box in any electoral process, I belonged to any religious group, I have receipt of fees, which of course should I replace them because I spend all by filling the wrong ... Christmas tree and put it in the supermarket or outside restaurants if I am asked to fill out forms fill them.

has helped me not a damn putisimo all that, only the part that it is not the laws I work for my happiness, the rest is pure crap ...

documentillo If I miss a fucking make me go round and round, to the finance desk employee told me yesterday: "We must ahcer things right"

Poor me, perhaps MOURN, or maybe .. nise or maybe nothing ... bah
take 4 months without pay, not pay us in my work and each year we run and we re hired, and that we belong to the federal government ... the bank asks me IFE credential in order to make any movement, the credit card I could not enlist in the cashier not I read it and already taxed ...

know thanks!

tienene not mature for a person like me.




I'd like to send sincere praise and estrechones muchisismas hands with people, especially the ordinary people who help me in secular life, everyday life, thanks to the corrupt cops that for a few pesos and bribed putisima book the justice of this country full of idiots asshole rule, thanks to the pact of silence of so-called democracy that only requires voter putisima to meet our civic damaged, all the morons who go to massive teibols Sports Palace thank you for getting into that bag of manure that is his life and stray away from me.


I'm happy if the taxi driver take me home half drunk and I do not steal, if not flabby Donita pushed into the subway only to crush malgeniudo your fat ass in the seats, thanks to all the ball naquitos whose humor only is to humiliate and degrade ... felicez are superficial in dealing with a grudge and envy.

Sorry I do not like you and I suspect it will be reciprocal. Do not wait to bitterness and frustration I win .... I leave you and I dedicate my mini just world.

bah ...

lie ... fit buscare morning smile and try to show enthusiasm when you see their faces whores talk about foot ball, video games, or if their grandmothers died.

Y. ... I think that I work out for good ... Yesterday I turned off the jeep in the middle of a big street, and amid the danger of collision, I just worried that the police did not come to extortion.

Heidegger, Verdi, Shakespeare, Lineo, Pascal ....

anyone ....

help! Ja ja




and I got good
I woke up at 5 am to prepare my resume, and I'm happy being me.

No matter who has to live with everyone else.

SO WE HUMANS.

VERE AS ME AND VA IN THE NEXT YEAR PERIOD.


ALL
pdt WHAT DO I DO WITH POWER, STRENGTH AND DETERMINATION ...
THE LIFE OF EVERY DAY IS BLESSED AND COMMITMENT
CHILDREN AND PEOPLE WHO WANT MY BASE ARE ALSO SIGN
apologize and
BACK MY STEPS ARE MADE TO ENJOY THE THINGS AND LARA

LARALAI


LAI AND ME THE PAY. He considered dangerous