I went more or less early, then I took the subway to the auditorium and got on a taxi, put on my ipod:
"punk roker" by the Teddybears Feat with Iggy Pop
All day I listened, I liked and grew little by little the track, everything about her was perfect ... (The video does not run with the same fate), while on the road trying to remember the wording of the job offer, made emphasis "you like the music" I or "you have passion for music", reviewing the web site I realized that it was a platform for sharing media, and if you intended to enter their ranks would have to recognize a king of a lion and a pair of garbage.
None of that happened, after about 5 minutes of talking with the boy of design, I explained that his idea was to launch a platform to support a band without the resources as a label ... (No band wants to use a label like today, I thought, the record companies want to keep livestock on their artists as it is), perhaps just the technical interview, the young office rokercillo (piercings and stuff), made sure to notify me that: "Maldita Vecindad and other bands were very interested in this project ..."
Ja ...
Well, there continued good psychological test ...
The test of the human figure. the tree or shrub and the house. Shit ... can not ... I can imagine being:
"As salient features of his personality, adaptation highlights problems with the environment, their most salient point, difficulties in interpersonal relationships. is a person who has trouble maintaining links empathetic as it is rigid, with little frustration tolerance. It is suspicious and has trouble trusting others, for it is permanently on the defensive trying to control the situation.
There are elements which suggest some level of expression of hostile behaviors towards the environment is a little person patient. For I work at a person would cost him work as a team.
are emotionally immature and emotional dependence. At present it is difficult to find a balance between what you need and what you can get from their environment which is reflected in a permanent sense of dissatisfaction that makes a person susceptible and reactivity in their behavior. "
remembered with a shiver to the teacher who taught us the projective test, I remembered that scarecrow pedantic, and in fact had in front of me to be just another pedantic bastard who does not skimp on repeating one of the most worn phrases of all its "psychology modern "Frustration Tolerance.
After a while he added:
-and an important thing, the boss is an eyelet and yells at the people, I worked in his office, and has echo mourn a number here ...
-men too? replicated in the form of a question.
-Si and people have resigned after the scolds ...
My interlocutor, winked at me strange as further evidence ... I asked
- and if you say your work sucks, that if your name designer? delivering this crap?
I'm in my ... calm tigre, this round and big woman should know why Dr Ligtman playing, it sure is a very recurrent, must have their reasons, do not spit your sulfur disguised barrage of righteous hypocrisy ... say something intelligent ... answered
-well ... no .... I tell you, I agree, that in fact two versions I always keep emerging for situations like this ....
-and if not you? replied from a wet handkerchief snot
woman's bloated, "I say, thank God I have always online contacts who support me and in just ten minutes with the support of many colleagues working with me you 100% I have a renewed version. ...
- and if not you? the handkerchief with mucus turned to move ...
"I say, you caught me boss, not my day today, I am on medication but still chose to come to work, descuéntenme the day, they do not deserve to lose your time today.
Both were agitated, the tissue and fat ... I did not know what else tour of the emotions that are in place and then added
"I said before, when there was money all was peace and happiness, but the company has invested U.S. $ 8 million, and that the boss is out of control pressures I'm two months here, and I can tell it's a great person in the next week we have completed the job, will I go on vacation, but that must be resolved. Does
plump and happy out on vacation? Does the company had spent $ 8 million? How how? we are concerned ... is a group of engineers developing a platform type ... watch it yourself (www.all.com) ... and about three designers ... Where are the 8 million dollars? I
mental accounts
1 million dollars in the house (in case you want to buy in the hills and spending spree)
$ 3 million in human resources, technical and mechanical (fee of 150 lawyers, 20 engineers 50 machines, taxis and pizzas first ... all day ... special fee from Japan to adapt the programming and technical stuff, software development ... whores and amphetamine taiboleras painted on the tits in the bathroom ... all imagined by some crazy spending than spend-put of dollars)
1 million theft over ant (some petty cash empelaron unmonitored made without control 15 thousand dollars every day ...)
are 4 ... ufff and just had a couple of years so ....
$ 2 million more to buy house and car for all ...
are 6 ...
has already been 1 million of cocaine to the chief and his friends, because if not as you explain your bad mood?
7 ...
need a million .... where, where .... MILLION DOLLAR
to me all these years even though I was out of my decisions, which I found randomly offering this job, and everything around me was not an act, a ploy to get to this day. .. (If, like Truman show) ...
breath and said, look ... go quietly Vacation, here we wait, I'll apply the test of the new tree, and if you look away say no snooping (and is looking into the courtyard, the Gordis, I said very observadoramente "I see want to be around "...) go quietly I will undertake to scare people and tell them that the boss wants to recover its $ 8 million to the screams.
had no sooner arrived home and had this mail in my inbox:
Hi Alex, I want to tell that by the time we need someone with a little more knowledge in java so that it no longer continue as an applicant.
Anyway keep your CV and I wish you well. JE JE
My mind stirred
quickly things for me on the way home a disgusting old urinated on a pole and from the trolley all watched him as he stopped just as the old vented his need, to tired old sausage hanging in the sun, all was slightly depressing, the enormous courtyard of the house, pictures with phrases anagrams tai chi and Chinese that adorned the house, the bulky and ugly rear of the Bachelor of projective test applications ...
argg
The aroma of coffee came to the rescue, I asked some chilaquiles with eggs, was in my office, my family's restaurant, had finally started my own practice of illustration, that day maybe I lost a million dollars, but invested it in writing this review of the facts so funny and so suckers, that if I would like to invent NOT LEAVE ME.
At your service:
Alex Fernandez,
design illustration animation.
See me drivin down the street,
(see me driving down the street)
I'm bored with looking good.
(I got bored of me well) I got
Both Hands off the wheel,
(driving with both hands)
The Cops Are Coming.
(the cops come)
I'm listening to the music with no fear,
(I'm listening to music without any fear)
Puede hear it too if your sincere ..
(you can also listen if you are sincere)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8P09rxVaQAM
Excerpt from punk roker "by the Teddybears Feat with Iggy Pop
He considered dangerous to miss not having gun a bat a 22 caliber pistol or a very sharp knife Siple, but so salt? Down the street, thinking about the 22 gauge that was legal and you could? as simply hurt someone without killing him. I woke bath é, made some coffee ... listening to Paganini I dry the hair, the yard was wet from rain the night sky cleared up by a broom invisible, as this filthy town of miserable shit sweepers cleaned clothes uniform with reflective tape for drunken not fast cars crushed in 
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